13 episodes
Match Play: Caddy Vs. Camera Part Deux
July 22, 2009
In the second half of last week’s epic amateur (and we mean AMATEUR) face-off, Caddy does something he’s never pulled off outside of a casino.
In the second half of last week’s epic amateur (and we mean AMATEUR) face-off, Caddy does something he’s never pulled off outside of a casino.
There are so many angles to discuss here, but for me, the most obvious is the “still photographer” vs. the “motion photographer.”
Caddy has the quietest feet I’ve ever seen in a full, legitimate golf swing. Clearly, it’s the result of taking countless photographs where he had to stand still. He swings like a mime trapped in an imaginary glass box.
Camera, on the other hand, has the most active legs, feet, torso, etc. I’ve ever seen. His swing reminds me of those toys where pressing the button on the bottom makes the figure on top go limp and collapse only to have the guy pop back up to his original pose.
Congratulations Caddy! I’m looking forward to the rematch.
Craig has brought it to my attention that match play is not scored the way we did but is scored by counting how many holes the leader is up.
As in 3 to 4 would be scored as 1 up, or one hole ahead. 2 To 2 would be all even etc.
So Caddy (me) was two up at the end of the match, which means I won …. so, nan a nan a nan nah.
How was that Craig … am I still grounded or can I go out and play?
The button is located on the bottom of my right foot, which is why I can’t keep that foot still – I gotta press the button somehow, right?
Hey Camera,
Are you going to start your own line of golf attire? If so, I’d be in!
I think various checkered/plaid/flannel shirts, untucked, with a variety of different “shants” is a winning formula.
Golf attire needs new life breathed into it, because Dockers and Polos are stuffy and dry. I think my soon-to-be-imitated Thrift Store Golfer look is just the ticket, don’t you?
I can hook you up, Grasshopper. But you have to come be a guest on the show, first.
Camera,
Sign me up. I’ll do the “What Not To Wear” episode of The Craig Show. Savers, Salvation Army, Goodwill here we come! Have Craig call my people.
Great golf videos. You deserve to be discovered
nationally. And then I’ll be able to say I
remember when he even made videos at Wirth Par 3.
In the mean time you are always welcome here.
Part 2 was definitely better than Part 1, especially the ending. Jake’s old hockey background finally showing up. I knew spending all that money for kid’s hockey would pay off someday!
However, he gets his taste in clothes from his mom.
Dad